Temptation calls like Adam to the apple, but I will not be caught.

I bought the biggest ring today. Seriously it's like the Blarney Stone on my finger.
It's of a bejewelled snake who I have named ~*Fabulous Raa*~ after the python in 'The Jungle Book'. This purchase was in honour of creating an outfit to go to and see the queen BEYONCÉ KNOWLES in concert with Loulou next week, thank you Trident Gum for providing a competition that gave us both Beyoncé tickets and fruity fresh breath. This means that I can do an excellent and sparkling 'Put a Ring on It' dance.


Whilst on today's excursion I also went up Carnaby St. again which was random as because they had all these people handing out balloons everywhere and filming. I took one and it said '2thePump' which I still have no idea as to what that means so excellent piece of advertising there. It did make for an exiting photo though with all the giant Christmas decorations they have down there.

Also bumped into David Walliams today in Smythson on Bond Street which was exiting considering I used to fancy the pants off of him when I was about 14. Worryingly mostly when he was dressed as Emily 'I'm a laydeee'. Anyway he is very tall and had dyed some of his hair blonde. Luckily I had my contact lenses in so I avoided my straining myopic squinting face which is always attractive. Although I did stare at him A LOT whilst we ~*exchanged glances*~ (haha) before I realised who it was. I always seem to meet the famous in uncompromising situations; I've trodden on Bill Bailey's foot in Brighton, shoved a doughnut into my face in front of Kate Moss and Sadie Frost, accidentally stood in front of Russell Brand's car door, seen Claire Sweeney running through a ticket barrier and best of all (although this one was intentional) met J.K Rowling whilst in full Hermione costume. Oh and I once saw Jason Donovan on a bike. I never saw Jordan in Tesco's though when she used to live down the road. However we must remember that they are all actually ~*normal people*~ and so it's not all that exiting and I'd never say "hi" because that would be awkward as anything, what exactly do you follow up with when you say hello to a celebrity? Anyway here is a picture of my awesome mug from Anthropologie that I'm currently drinking some green tea out of. It looks fierce with my ring from the wrist downwards I look like an extremely eccentric old woman which is just the look that I hope to achieve all the time so I'm partly there.

Auf wiedersehen und danke!